Buster Gunning takes us on a fantasy twist, detailing why he regrets picking Minnesota Vikings quarterback Daunte Culpepper first in his NFL fantasy draft. I don?t mean to go on a rant here but I was cheated I tell you. I don?t know much about the NFL or fantasy sports, but how come nobody ever told me running backs were the way? This guy Daunte Culpepper looked good, I mean, his stats looked really good. Lot?s of those yards and some touchdowns and some other stuff. I think that is why you need to score fantasy points. So why did I only get 10 fantasy points out of this guy? Somebody is cheating here. And what happened to his key receiver Randy Moss? How come nobody ever told me that he was traded to the Los Angeles Raiders? Now he sold out Minnesota for the palm tree scene and my #1 pick has nobody to throw it to. I hope he is having a gay old time down there in Aspen, California. So, why doesn?t he just run the ball every time? I NEED POINTS! His job is not to win games, it is to get me points. I have a reputation to maintain here and he just isn?t getting it done. I am Buster Gunning, the guy you wish you were! Daunte Culpepper is embarrassing me. I don?t pay him to go out there and lollygag, I pay for results! And by pay, I mean that I watch the games and get up during the commercials (I don?t like them). I?m paying that guys? salary and he is under-performing. Speaking of not getting it done, my first receiver picked, Jovan Walker is out for the season with some kind of lower body injury. Can I get a redo? I have decided I don?t want this guy anymore. Aren?t I entitled to a re-pick? Life is not fair! Fantasy Football is not fair and it is everybody else?s fault except mine! Please send your fantasy tips to [email protected] The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction?kinda?