Colts QB Peyton Manning used his "Saturday Night Live" monologue to poke a little fun at his mother. With his immediate family in the audience, the Super Bowl MVP introduced his father, Archie, who was a star quarterback, saying "he taught me everything I know." He then introduced his brother, Eli -- the Giants starting QB -- before asking his mother, Olivia, to stand up during the live television broadcast on NBC. "She never made it to the NFL," Manning said, feigning disgust. "Didn't have what it took. Got cut by the Dolphins, tried Canada for a bit. She's a real disappointment for all of us." The cameras then switched to the Manning clan sitting in their seats, laughing.