The Seahawks fired back at the Minnesota Vikings on Friday with an enormous ? and not coincidentally familiar ? contract offer for wide receiver Nate Burleson, a restricted free agent. Sources close to the situation confirmed that Burleson's entire deal would be guaranteed if he plays five games in the state of Minnesota during any one year of the deal. Another unrealistic provision is that if Burleson is paid more per year than all of the team's running backs combined in 2006, all of the deal is guaranteed.